i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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