Your tits are I can't wait for
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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