Already got asked if we're dating
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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