You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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