I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize