so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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