I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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