They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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