do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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