How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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