when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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