i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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