yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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