so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just pee around me
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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