i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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