Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
