He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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