There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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