I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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