Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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