You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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