i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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