I want to make a zoo with you.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Can you bring me the toilet please
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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