i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
