I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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