Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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