nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
tell me about the fingering
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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