but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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