if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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