we're blogging at a bar
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
high people should be assigned attendants
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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