it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I did not marry a roomba.
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