Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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