I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The air was thick with penises
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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