Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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