I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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