i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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