Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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