we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Oh god it's open bar.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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