Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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