Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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