I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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