It's Friday. Sex?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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