as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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