The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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