sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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