Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He better not be in your backpack
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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