wanna go halves on a baby?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
