I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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