why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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