stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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