yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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