I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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