You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
from now on my penis is your penis
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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