3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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