Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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