I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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