ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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