She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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