Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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