there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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